Sarah Palin, when asked if we may need to go to war with Russia because of the Georgia crisis, ABC News Interview, Sept. 11, 2008:
Fantasy (courtesy of my buddy Keith):
I see this happening in the interview wrapup. Her handlers are with her, helping her to understand the finer points of the interview, getting her all prepped up for the next one. Wait… hold it… Sarah has a question:
Georgia, didn’t they just have a flood… or something? Why would we want to go to war with our own people… our neighbors… after they just had a bad storm?
Ok seriously. I’m afraid to ask… “Sarah…. where’s Georgia?”